This is for the coders out there.

while (outWithiPad) { 
	int averageHumans = rand(10); 
	// assume exposure to anywhere from 
	// 1-10 averageHumans 
	for ( i = 0; i <= averageHumans; i++ ) { 
		[self receiveInquiry:@"Is that an iPad?"];
		[self sendResponse:@"Yes."]; 
		[self receiveInquiry:@"Is it really good?"\]; 
		[self sendResponse:@"Yes."];

		[self giveDemo:UIDemoTypeOverview withEnthusiasm:YES];
		[apple incrementiPadUnitsSold];   

I haven’t tried compiling this, so overlook the bugs. But the intention is there, I think you’ll agree.

Truthfully, I’m finding the response in public astonishing. Everyone who sees the damn thing is going to buy one, it seems. That didn’t happen with the iPhone.